L: Let me ask you imbeciles one question: Where´s the difference between pessimists, optimists, realists and complete morons?
K: How should I know?!
A: Yeah, how should this dimwit know?
L: The pessimist sees the dark inside the tunnel.
L: The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
(Allen in background: No worries! No worries!/ Box in background: It will come out all right.)
L: The realist sees a train coming through the tunnel.
A: That figured...
L: And the conductor... sees...
L: ... the same three complete morons sitting on the tracks!!!
A: Damn it, Link!!! One simple „Run“ would have done the trick, too!!!
Connection of panels from the D. Gray-man-Manga. Kanda and Allen are fighting (again). They don´t pay attention to their surroundings whereas Howa-chan notices an alarming onslaught by Komuvitamin-D-Zombies. Unfortunately his pride prevents him from warning his not-quite-colleagues since he´s still a little peeved because Kanda forbid him to speak on his last rebuke, nicely said (170. Night). So he confines on subtle hints…
I did read the joke recently and laughed my head off. Hopefully it has the same effect on you^^.
(Howard Link, Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker by Katsura Hoshino)